An Army general was in Washington for a meeting and decided to call his base for a report. A young private answered the phone. "I'd like an inventory report of the base please," stated the general. The private had not dealt with such a request before and thought it was a fellow private playing a joke on him. "Well, we have 200 rifles, 20 boxes of hand grenades, 30 tanks and 2 Cadillac SUVs for hauling around those fat, lazy generals!" The general was furious. "Do you know who this is?? I'm the base general!!" he shouted angrily. The private panicked. Thinking quickly he responded, "Is that so? Well, do you know who THIS is??" The general hadn't been talked to like this in years and was confused. "Um, no?" The private replied, "Good!" and hung up the phone.
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