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December 31, 2024

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Dave and Samantha Levy were on their first trip to Israel. They rented a car, had all of their guidebooks ready and had a full itinerary for their 10 day stay. One day, Dave and Samantha stopped for lunch at a falafel joint. Dave asked the guy working there, "What's the quickest way to the Dead Sea?"

The falafel owner scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked.

"I'm driving,” replied Dave.

"That's the quickest way!"

Today’s joke was taken from Aish.com

Please Daven for the immediate release of:

Sasha Alexander Trufanov, 28

Sasha Alexander ben Yelena

מִזְמ֗וֹר לְדָ֫וִ֥ד הָב֣וּ לַֽ֖יהֹוָה בְּנֵ֣י אֵלִ֑ים הָב֥וּ לַ֜יהֹוָ֗ה כָּב֥וֹד וָעֹֽז

הָב֣וּ לַֽ֖יהֹוָה כְּב֣וֹד שְׁמ֑וֹ הִשְׁתַּֽחֲו֥וּ לַֽ֜יהֹוָ֗ה בְּהַדְרַת־קֹֽדֶשׁ

ק֥וֹל יְהֹוָ֗ה עַל־הַ֫מָּ֥יִם אֵֽל־הַכָּב֥וֹד הִרְעִ֑ים יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה עַל־מַ֥יִם רַבִּֽים

קֽוֹל־יְהֹוָ֥ה בַּכֹּ֑חַ ק֥וֹל יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה בֶּֽהָדָֽר

ק֣וֹל יְ֖הֹוָה שֹׁבֵ֣ר אֲרָזִ֑ים וַיְשַׁבֵּ֥ר יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה אֶת־אַרְזֵ֥י הַלְּבָנֽוֹן

וַיַּרְקִידֵ֥ם כְּמוֹ־עֵ֑גֶל לְבָנ֥וֹן וְ֜שִׂרְי֗וֹן כְּמ֣וֹ בֶן־רְאֵמִֽים

קֽוֹל־יְהֹוָ֥ה חֹצֵ֗ב לַֽהֲב֥וֹת אֵֽשׁ

ק֣וֹל יְ֖הֹוָה יָחִ֣יל מִדְבָּ֑ר יָחִ֥יל יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה מִדְבַּ֥ר קָדֵֽשׁ

ק֚וֹל יְהֹוָ֨ה | יְחוֹלֵ֣ל אַיָּלוֹת֘ וַיֶּֽחֱשׂ֪ף יְעָ֫ר֥וֹת וּבְהֵֽיכָל֑וֹ כֻּ֜לּ֗וֹ אֹ֘מֵ֥ר כָּבֽוֹד

יְהֹוָה לַמַּבּ֣וּל יָשָׁ֑ב וַיֵּ֥שֶׁב יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה מֶ֣לֶךְ לְעוֹלָֽם

יְהֹוָ֗ה עֹ֖ז לְעַמּ֣וֹ יִתֵּ֑ן יְהֹוָ֓ה | יְבָרֵ֖ךְ אֶת־עַמּ֣וֹ בַשָּׁלֽוֹם

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