At a nursing home, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said Applebaum.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied Shiffman.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said Markowitz, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," Himmelfarb contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced Goldberg as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said Rosenbloom cheerfully. "Thankfully we can all still drive."

Today’s joke was taken from Aish.com

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