Jabbar was recalling his days as a suicide bomber to his friend Sayeed.

“You know, the reason why many Arabs fail on their mission is because they dress up wrong. A Shtreimel with a short jacket or a Lubavitch hat with white songs. But I did it right…”

“How are you still alive then?” Sayeed asked.

“Well, I did forget something. I left the bomb at home… Oh no! I left the bomb at home and I activated it!”