Moshe and Abe were partners in a very successful clothing factory. It had been in operation for many years and there wasn’t much they didn’t know about the shmatta business. One day, Moshe decided to take a trip to Israel.

As Abe had many  friends in Israel, he surprised Moshe by getting him an audience with none other than the Prime Minister.

On Moshe’s first day back at work after his trip, Abe asked him, "So, Moshe, what kind of a man is the Prime Minister?"

Moshe replied, "I would say he's a 44 regular."  

Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com.