Stalin fell into a pond and was going under water for the third time. A local farmer saw him, jumped in and pulled him out of the water and to safety. The dictator introduced himself and said, “You can have anything within my power to give you. Any reward is yours.”

The farmer said, “There is one thing you can for me — don’t tell anybody I saved you.”

Today's joke was taken from BenLewisProjects.com.