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January 13, 2025

Today's Joke

Congregation Beth Israel was not a wealthy one, so Rabbi Silverman was dependent on his congregants for upkeep and maintenance of the shul.

One time he asked Dave Shuster to take a look at the HVAC system as he was in the business. The only way to reach the ducts was to actually climb into the attic above the women’s section.

Concerned for her husband's safety, Cindy Shuster waited for him in the women’s section.

Unbeknownst to her, there was a sisterhood Tehillim prayer group that was assembling. Most of the ladies assumed that Cindy had already started praying.

Worried about her husband, Cindy looked up toward the ceiling and yelled, "Dave, Dave, are you up there? Did you make it okay?"

Let’s just say there was quite the commotion from the women’s section when Dave's deep voice echoed down, "Yes, I made it up here just fine!"

Today’s joke was taken from Aish.com.

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מִזְמ֗וֹר לְדָ֫וִ֥ד הָב֣וּ לַֽ֖יהֹוָה בְּנֵ֣י אֵלִ֑ים הָב֥וּ לַ֜יהֹוָ֗ה כָּב֥וֹד וָעֹֽז

הָב֣וּ לַֽ֖יהֹוָה כְּב֣וֹד שְׁמ֑וֹ הִשְׁתַּֽחֲו֥וּ לַֽ֜יהֹוָ֗ה בְּהַדְרַת־קֹֽדֶשׁ

ק֥וֹל יְהֹוָ֗ה עַל־הַ֫מָּ֥יִם אֵֽל־הַכָּב֥וֹד הִרְעִ֑ים יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה עַל־מַ֥יִם רַבִּֽים

קֽוֹל־יְהֹוָ֥ה בַּכֹּ֑חַ ק֥וֹל יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה בֶּֽהָדָֽר

ק֣וֹל יְ֖הֹוָה שֹׁבֵ֣ר אֲרָזִ֑ים וַיְשַׁבֵּ֥ר יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה אֶת־אַרְזֵ֥י הַלְּבָנֽוֹן

וַיַּרְקִידֵ֥ם כְּמוֹ־עֵ֑גֶל לְבָנ֥וֹן וְ֜שִׂרְי֗וֹן כְּמ֣וֹ בֶן־רְאֵמִֽים

קֽוֹל־יְהֹוָ֥ה חֹצֵ֗ב לַֽהֲב֥וֹת אֵֽשׁ

ק֣וֹל יְ֖הֹוָה יָחִ֣יל מִדְבָּ֑ר יָחִ֥יל יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה מִדְבַּ֥ר קָדֵֽשׁ

ק֚וֹל יְהֹוָ֨ה | יְחוֹלֵ֣ל אַיָּלוֹת֘ וַיֶּֽחֱשׂ֪ף יְעָ֫ר֥וֹת וּבְהֵֽיכָל֑וֹ כֻּ֜לּ֗וֹ אֹ֘מֵ֥ר כָּבֽוֹד

יְהֹוָה לַמַּבּ֣וּל יָשָׁ֑ב וַיֵּ֥שֶׁב יְ֜הֹוָ֗ה מֶ֣לֶךְ לְעוֹלָֽם

יְהֹוָ֗ה עֹ֖ז לְעַמּ֣וֹ יִתֵּ֑ן יְהֹוָ֓ה | יְבָרֵ֖ךְ אֶת־עַמּ֣וֹ בַשָּׁלֽוֹם

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