The first student walks into the room, where he will take an oral history test. The teacher asked, "Who is the father of communism?" The first student replied, "Karl Marx." The teacher asked, "In what year?" The first student replied, "1848." The teacher asked, "Are ghosts real?" The first student replied, "The Party says no, the people say yes, and scientists are doing research." The first student gets full score and walks out. He met the second student outside and told him, "The test is easy. Just remember these three answers: 'Karl Marx', '1848' and 'The Party says no, the people say yes, and the scientists are doing research'. Understood?" The second student nodded, then entered the room to take the history quiz. The teacher first asked, "What's your name?" The second student replied, "Karl Marx." The teacher frowned but continued, "What's your birth year?" The second student replied, "1848." The teacher angrily slammed his pen on the table, "Are you crazy?" The second student replied, "The Party says no, the people say yes, and the scientists are doing research." Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com | 
