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November 3, 2024

Today's Joke

The Epsteins were mourning the passing of their beloved grandmother. She always had a soft spot for Chaim, a perpetually unsuccessful businessman in their community who had recently opened a funeral home, so the Epsteins decided to give him the business.

When it was time to settle the account, Dovid Epstein marched into Chaim's office, livid.

"Calm down, Mr. Epstein," said Chaim Yankel. "You don't need to get so upset!'

"I don't?" replied Dovid Epstein. "Would you be upset if you received a bill from the funeral home, where on the bottom of the receipt it reads, 'Thank you. Please come again'"?

Today’s joke was taken from Aish.com.

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