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October 6, 2024

Today's Joke

Rabbi Shapiro had to go to Buffalo to officiate at a wedding but missed his bus. He asked at the bus station if there was a bus to Toronto that perhaps the driver could let him off in Buffalo, which was on the way. The clerk said it was okay as long as the driver agreed.

The driver said that it was no problem.


The rabbi thanked him but told him that he usually falls asleep on these long trips and asked if the driver would wake him up when they got to Buffalo.


The driver agreed but again the rabbi stressed that he might be in a deep sleep and that the driver really would need to jostle him and make sure he gets off in Buffalo. The driver said it was no problem.  The bus took off and eventually arrived in Toronto.


The driver said, "Everybody out. We have arrived in Toronto."
Rabbi Shapiro woke up very irate and got off the bus, yelling at the driver for not waking him up.


When he walked away, another driver who was standing close by said to the driver, "Boy, I never saw anyone get that angry."

To which the other driver said, " You think he was angry? You should have seen the other guy I threw off in Buffalo!"
 


Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com.  

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