Things you shouldn't say to a traffic cop who pulled you over:

I can only give you my driver's license if you hold my beer can.

Is your gun a 9mm? Wait until you see my .44 Magnum.

You must have been going 100 miles an hour to stop me.

Sorry, I didn't know my radar detector was off.

I wanted to be a policeman too, but in the end I decided that I had better pass my high school exams.

I thought you had to be in good physical shape to be a policeman.

You ask why I drove so strangely? Well, when I bent down to pick up my bag of marijuana, my gun fell out of my holster and got stuck between the brake and gas pedals, which made me lose control of the car.

Please Daven for the immediate release of:

Eliya Cohen, 28

Eliya ben Sigalit

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