At the airline check in Yankel has three bags. He puts them down and says to the young lady, "I'd like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to Durban."

Her face shows signs of confusion before her training takes over and she says, "I'm afraid we can't do that, sir."

"Why not?" demands Yankel, "You did the last time I flew with you."

Today's joke was taken from ChabadRochester.com.