Sam was always late for classes. The three phones and two alarm clocks he kept near his bed were of no help; he simply could not open his eyes in the morning.

One day, his professor had enough. “Next time you wake up late,” he warned Sam, “You can just stay home. I’ve already prepared the email notifying you that you are dropping this course from your transcripts for this semester."

Worried, Sam went to Watkins and got a strong sleeping pill. This will give you a good night’s sleep. You’ll wake up early, feeling refreshed as ever,” the doctor promised.

At bedtime, Sam swallowed the pill as instructed, and fell into a deep sleep. Sure enough, he woke up bright and early. For the first time in months, he showed up to class on time, proudly reporting to his professor the good news that he’d woken up that morning at 5:30.

“That’s excellent,” his teacher replied. “But where were you all day yesterday?”

Today's joke was taken from ChabadNaples.com

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