Israelis and Arabs are fighting a battle. From the Israeli side, a machine gun fires, “bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.” From the Arab side, a rifle goes “bang bang.” This goes on for a bit until suddenly, the Arab side goes quiet. A head pokes out of the Israeli foxhole. “Hey Muhammad! You ran out of ammo?” “Yeah!” “Well come on over, I'll sell you some!” Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com | 
