Recently, my husband put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper. A few days later, he did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned, reaching for the phone. "Why not tell her it was me this time?" I suggested. "Maybe I will," he said while dialing. "It worked the last time." Today's joke was taken from AJokeADay.com. Disclaimer. | 
