Old Moishe Rosenberg was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter from the local Jewish newspaper who was on hand asked him, "Mr. Rosenberg, what is the secret to your long life?" Old Moishe Rosenberg replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have some herring and a l’chaim of schnapps.” The reporter then asked, "Herring and schnapps? That's all?!" Old Moishe Rosenberg smiled and added, "Well, canceling my ticket on the Titanic sure didn't hurt." Today's joke was taken from Aish.com. | 
