An IDF general asks a young soldier, “What will you do if you see 20 soldiers coming to attack you?” The soldier says, “I would take an Uzi and shoot them.” The general asks him, “What if a tank is coming to kill you?” “I would take a rocket launcher and defend myself," replied the young soldier. The general asks him, “What if you see tanks, terrorists and planes together?” The soldier says, “General, am I the only one in the army?” Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com | 
