Moshe Dayan was driving down a highway in Israel in a big rush, so he floored the accelerator and, much to his chagrin, got stopped by a traffic officer for speeding. “I know who you are, sir. With your black eye patch, you are famous and unmistakable. You are a renowned war hero of our country,” said the officer. “But I am giving you a ticket anyway. You, of all people, should be setting a better example.” “Look here,” says Moshe Dayan. “You see I have only one eye. Do you want me to look at the road or the speedometer?” Today's joke was taken from Chabad.org | 
