July 6, 2024 Today's Joke The KGB is interrogating a Russian suspected of being an anti-Soviet."What would you do if they opened the borders?" the KGB agent asks. "I would climb a tree.""Why?""So I don't get killed in the stampede."Today's joke was taken from ThoughtCo.com Don't miss what's next. Subscribe to Sameach: Subscribe Share this email: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on LinkedIn Share on Hacker News Share on Reddit Share via email