Many wanted to have Stalin's head, even his officials and the KGB.

One day at the Red Square, Stalin was giving a speech in front of the public. The KGB decided to use his open position and allow an assassin with a gun to enter past the metal detectors and checks to take a shot. They even ensured he was in the front row - merely 5 feet away from the big man himself.

He misses.

To keep up appearances, the KGB arrest the man on the spot and lead him to the interrogation room.

The very first question they ask him is, "HOW DID YOU MISS?!? YOU WERE 5 FEET AWAY!"

"Well I am sorry! You try to take a clear shot when everyone around you is snatching your gun away and screaming - LET ME DO IT! LET ME!"

Today's joke was taken from UpJoke.com