November 10, 2022

All-New #0 Secret Origin Issue!!!

I should’ve known someday you’d track me down…

Look, if you’re seeing this it means you’re one of the very, very first people to subscribe to this Substack/newsletter. The catch is that is that I need to have a newsletter in order for people to subscribe to it, but there’s no point writing an elaborate newsletter when there are no subscribers.

So here we are. The space holder. The filler issue. The bottle show. The issue of the newsletter that serves no purpose except to create the newsletter. You can honestly say you were reading the newsletter before it was cool.

Although saying it’s not cool is pretty cool, right?

Anyway, thanks for being here.