Holy Sh-t

Team,

I hope this email finds you well. Let’s crush this week. Where have I been the last two (2) months? In a meeting. An important meeting.

Here’s everything employees need today:

Motivation

 “Play by the rules, but be ferocious.” – Phil Knight

Hell yeah. Tattoo that on my chest. I would punch anyone in a board room.

Markets

The Olive Fund is taking the following positions today:

• $SHOP buying the f out of this haha :) :P
• $UBER puke emoji h8 these ppl
• $BTC gonna “buy” so we seem forward-thinking

One More Thing

• Business is absolutely booming. Since my last business update, profits are up 7000%. We opened Olive World in Singapore. Holy shit. The future is bright. The world is burning, but business will save it. The future is bright.