Demin > Coronavirus
Team,
I hope this email finds you well. Here’s everything you need to know to have a successful day at Olive Corp.
Motivation
If you’re changing the world, you’re working on important things. You’re excited to get up in the morning. – Larry Page, CEO of Google
Absolutely. Nothing gets me up in the morning like 102 unread emails and a fresh coffee + firm handshake from my assistant, Daniel. Larry really hits the nail on the head here, and if you disagree…well, there’s the door, pal.
Markets
Things are “down” because of “coronavirus.” Next week they’ll probably be “up” on “more vaccine news.” Who cares? Olive Corp. is a majority shareholder in Levi’s, and money’s flowing like boot-cut jeans in the wind, boys.
Employee Updates
Profits!!!!!!!!!!!money!!!!!!!!!expensivethings!!
Best regards,
Anthony Perasso
CEO & Founder
Olive Corp.