41% off Anti-Prame Flash Sale
There is no way to be pure in this world. In fact there’s a saying, right? “There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.” I think they did an episode about it on The Good Place. But consider this headline from Forbes: “Amazon Disputes Claim of Plunging Prime Day Sales After Reported 41% Drop.” Well they would dispute that, but 41%! There is no purity, perhaps, but there is sometimes beauty.
So, what, it’s a little after 4 p.m. Central time. Until midnight, in honor of Amazon’s plunging profits, because we hate Jeff Bezos more than we like making money, here’s 41% off whatever you want in our store.
The code is 41%.
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