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December 24, 2023

Shiny things 43/ 2 noses? where's my interstitium?

three recent moments where Eastern medicine collectively rolls its eyes and says "...we been sayin..."

Dall-e: in the style of davinci's "vitruvian man" create an image of a human male with two noses, a layer of nothing between the skin and the muscles, and a second brain where the Belly button is.

When I lived to Shanghai I went for my share of TCM consults and treatments because that’s what you do.

While I developed an appreciation of TCM, I still can’t have luohanguo (monk fruit extract) without gag-level memories of the TCM potions prescribed, and I heard some properly wild stuff come out of TCM practitioners. I think these were mostly because my Chinese was never good enough to have a proper adult conversation with a practitioner, but still, my two most memorable:

”I have a patient with little brain left after an injury. But he has a good gut, so he’s happy.”

and

“You have the heart of a little girl.“

I was thinking of these TCM practitioners as I tripped over a series of “OMG WHOA discoveries” in western medicine that have eastern medicine practitioners rolling their eyes pretty hard:

  • You have 2 noses. via pocket. The ‘it book’ of a few years ago goes into extreme depth about how this has been obvious to eastern medicine for millennia.

  • TCM has been way ahead on the Gut thing, which has been popping off in the west for the last 4-5 years.

  • WILDEST FOR LAST: the INTERSTITIUM is a new… organ? whoa. Radiolab episode is great (and they call out the ‘well duhhh’ moment from TCM), but the wide-ranging article that spawned this podcast is worth a read. In a fun way, the author makes this ‘discovery’ of a whole new organ all about themself.

Obligatory Christmas links:

  • Stevie Wonder’s Christmas album is the best. The title track he recorded at 19. What an artist!

  • Mannheim steamroller is the classic christmas kitsch, but the story behind the band is about as random as you can imagine - it starts with ad execs in Omaha writing a jingle for a regional bread brand …

  • Stax artists do beautiful things to christmas classics

  • A beautiful record I learned about from an IG talking head

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