(I’m cleaning out my Fastmail inbox. Got back to 2023 and found this from my sister Bridget - too good not to share!)

Larry Aguilar: Get a turkey at the store. Before you cook it you need to cook it to eat. Cook the turkey at 1 degree for 3 hours. The turkey is done when the turkey burns. You can eat berries with the turkey. For dessert, you can eat pumpkin.
Andrew Baker: Get a turkey by going hunting. Before you cook it, you need to put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 15 hours. The turkey is done when the oven beeps. You can eat corn and beans with the turkey. For dessert, you can eat cookies.
Aviana Beckham: Get a turkey from the store. Before you cook it you need to clean it. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 5 minutes. The turkey is done when it's hot. You can eat meat with the turkey. For dessert, you can eat spaghetti.
Logan Campbell: Get a turkey from the farm. Before you cook it, you need to cut it and freeze it. Cook the turkey at 200 degrees for 10 days. The turkey is done when it's done cooking. You can eat olives and pizza with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cookies.
Kreadan Copeland: Get a turkey at Wal Mart. Before you cook it you need to cut it. Cook the turkey at 3 degrees for 5 days. The turkey is done when it's tomorrow. You can eat salad with the turkey. For dessert you can eat a root beer float.
Tinley Dean: Get a turkey at Wal Mart. Before you cook it you need to get the stove ready. Cook the turkey at 2 degrees for 2 minutes. The turkey is done when it dings. You can eat water and salad with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cookies.
Ryker Ensley: Get a turkey at Walmart. Before you cook it you need to put hot sauce on it. Cook the turkey at 258 degrees for 8 minutes. The turkey is done when it's 2:30 PM. You can eat meat with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cupcakes.
Cutter Hamlett: Get a turkey at a forest by hunting. Before you cook it you need to cut it. Cook the turkey at 10 degrees for 1 minute. The turkey is done when the beeping goes off. You can eat mashed potatoes with the turkey. For dessert you can eat 1,000 sandwiches.
Kylin Helterbridle: Get a turkey at mom's house. Before you cook it you need to put it in the fridge. Cook the turkey at 40 degrees for 4 days. The turkey is done when it goes beep beep and wakes me up. You can eat strawberries with the turkey. For dessert you can eat strawberry ice cream.
Christopher James Jr: Get a turkey at the store. Before you cook it you need to put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 5 degrees for 5 minutes. The turkey is done when it's hot. You can eat green beans with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cookies.
Lexyn Looper: Get a turkey at the grocery store. Before you cook it you need to put it in the freezer. Cook the turkey at 80 degrees for 2 minutes. The turkey is done when the oven dings. You can eat macaroni and cheese with the turkey. For dessert you can eat brownies.
Xander Ousley: Get a turkey at Walmart. Before you cook it you need to put it in the oven. Cook the turkey at 525 degrees for 5 minutes. The turkey is done when the timer beeps. You can eat strawberries with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cupcakes and cake.
M'Kanna Mischler: Get a turkey at the store. Before you cook it you need to freeze it. Cook the turkey at 8 degrees for 2 minutes. The turkey is done when the ding goes off. You can eat corn with the turkey. For dessert you can eat a cupcake.
L.P.: Get a turkey at the supermarket. Before you cook it you need to put oil on it. Cook the turkey at 7 degrees for 1 day. The turkey is done when the bell rings. You can eat macaroni and cheese with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate cake.
Axton Rangel: Get a turkey at the farm. Before you cook it you need to put in in the fridge. Cook the turkey at 3 degrees for 5 days. The turkey is done when it's hot. You can eat pizza with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cookies.
Axel Sandefur: Get a turkey at the market. Before you cook it you need to freeze it. Cook the turkey at 46 degrees for 46 hours. The turkey is done when the timer is done. You can eat pie with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice cream.
Collins Setzer: Get a turkey at Clink's. Before you cook it you need to put it in the fridge. Cook the turkey at 6 degrees for 6 minutes. The turkey is done when the oven goes off. You can eat fish with the turkey. For dessert you can eat vanilla ice cream.
Shawna Simpson: Get a turkey at a farm. Before you cook it, you need to put salt, pepper and valentine sprinkles on it. Cook the turkey at 40 degrees for 1 minute. The turkey is done when the oven beeps. You can eat eggs, lettuce and mashed potatoes with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cupcakes.

(Name lost): Get a turkey at a store. Before you cook it you need to freeze it. Cook the turkey at 6 degrees for 5 minutes. The turkey is done when the timer goes off. You can eat lettuce with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cupcakes.
Jack Stanton: Get a turkey in the forest. Before you cook it you need to put it in the oven with cheese and ham. Cook the turkey at 1 billion degrees for 30 days. The turkey is done when it's been 30 days. You can eat fish with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate chip cookies.
Samuel Velasco: Get a turkey from the store. Before you cook it you need to clean it off. Cook the turkey at 6 degrees for days. The turkey is done when it's done cooking. You can eat salad with the turkey. For dessert you can eat chocolate.
Jolee Wald: Get a turkey by going hunting. Before you cook it you need to put pepper on it. Cook the turkey at 100 degrees for 1 minute. The turkey is done when the oven dings. You can eat macaroni and cheese with the turkey. For dessert you can eat ice cream.
Gabriel Wrye: Get a turkey with my dad hunting. Before you cook it you need to make sure it's not alive. Cook the turkey at 75 degrees for 2 hours. The turkey is done when the oven dings. You can eat mashed potatoes with the turkey. For dessert you can eat strawberry cake.
Charlie Zaragoza: Get a turkey at a store. Before you cook it you need to clean it off. Cook the turkey at 80 degrees for 10 hours. The turkey is done when it beeps. You can eat salt with the turkey. For dessert you can eat cookies.