I'm in Danger
So yesterday I saw that the local Weavers Guild was having a sale and, knowing that my spouse loves textile arts, I encouraged her to go and check it out.
This was a blunder.
Yeah, turns out if you join the Weavers Guild you can just rent spinning wheels from them? As I write this my spouse is busy next door in her craft room making space. I fear a great many textile arts are in my future. Although that’s appropriate because crazy sheep lady Rachel has been kind enough to send in another of her flock for Bundersnoot to rate this week.
Rate My Familiar
Sheep? More sheep?! Just how many sheep could one woman have?!
That is an excellent question and if I get an opportunity I will ask. Please be nice, though.
Fine. This week I was introduced to Jones. According to Rachel some of her sheep come to her only with numbers and she has to give them names later. Jones, however, came with a name and was very intent on keeping it.
If there is one thing I can say in favor of Jones, she has her priorities straight. Jones will eat until all her four stomachs are full and then lies down for a nice nap while she digests. Like all of Rachel’s sheep she is quite fluffy and I appreciate someone who like food and sleep as much as I do. The only area Jones could improve on was if she was a cat. I give her a rating of 10/10.
If you would like Kalpar to rate your familiar, send a picture and short description to familiars@thekalpar.com
Also I’m on Blue Sky
So I’m kind of stumbling around with this indie author thing trying to get my info Out There. I went ahead and made a BlueSky profile because Twitter is just…it’s on fire right now? Extremely dangerous place for trans people?
I probably won’t be posting a ton there because I’m trying to limit how much I’m terminally online and tumblr has fun little memes and stuff anyway but if you’d like to follow my profile you can do so here: https://bsky.app/profile/thekalpar.bsky.social
Anyway, this will probably be the last update for a bit just because there’s not a lot going on for a while.
Your friend in books and trains,
— Kalpar