Update 09/05/2022
Hello, hello!
I have been writing a lot, but not on top of sending out regular emails, apologies! I've been doing a bunch of fanfic recently and that trend is likely to continue for a little while, so I'm splitting my new works published sections into fanfic and original!
April's Most Popular Story: Sleeping Beauty
Erotic short. A sailor takes something that doesn’t belong to him, and the captain punishes him.
9.2k, cis M/trans M and cis M/M. A carpenter’s apprentice can’t resist the captain’s cabin boy while he’s meant to be performing maintenance, and afterwards, the captain and the cabin boy punish him between them — if the apprentice wants another chance at sex with the cabin boy, he has to let the captain bugger him first.
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Media Recs:
Scarborough Ahoy! (1994, dir. Tania Diez) - This is a half-hour short film that you can watch on YouTube! It's very 90s, but it's an interesting snippet of complex character work. Stars Con O'Neill!
1408 (2007, dir. Mikael Håfström) - I watched this because I'd die for Samuel L. Jackson and he's fucking great in this, but it's also just a cool little horror flick that does some interesting wheels-within-wheels existential horror, based off of a Stephen King story! Good performance from John Cusack too, does a lot of cool details-oriented stuff.
Class Action Park (2020, dir. Seth Porges & Chris Charles Scott III) - This is a documentary about Action Park, an amusement/water park in Vernon, New Jersey in the 1980s - it's unbelievably fucked up, all about how the park showed a continuous disregard for health and safety and were able to pay their way out of showing any regard, and the whole time it does make you groan in horror out loud. It's tonally pretty off, swapping between grieving mothers and insufferable yanks who are like "Omg but it was so COOL, I know people died but like, we didn't! we were badass!" but it's still worth a watch.
Disney's Fast Pass: A Complicated History (from Defunctland) - This is fucking sick, it's a documentary-length deep dive into the history of Disneyland's queueing systems and how they've impacted queueing throughout the world and varying industries, and it's really cool, I was riveted the entire time. I have autism btw.
What is Gentle Parenting? A Therapist's Thoughts On This TikTok Phenomenon (from Mickey Atkins) - I love Mickey's channel and her work in general, but this was an interesting examination of different parenting styles and a quick little examination of the impact those different styles have on people as they develop as children and grow into adults.
Harlots (cr. Alison Newman & Moira Buffini) - You guys know I live for complex portrayals of trauma and sex work respectively, plus anything set in the 18th century, and boom, here we go! Gorgeously written and depicted, really wonderful characterisation and a lot of great interplays that play a lot with intersections of class, gender, race, and all the while every single character has their own deep motivations, many with specific traumas or particularities etc. It's just really great work.
New Original Works Published
Erotic Short: House Call
A guy calls in for sex at the office of the local country doctor.
Rated E, cis M/M, 1.7k. Anal, safe sex, laughing and teasing, kissing, oral, age difference, size difference.
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Erotic Short: God's Word
An English teacher in a boarding school destresses with the head of maintenance.
Rated E, cis M/M, 3.1k. Barebacking, creampie, anal, rough sex, size kink, age difference, spanking, voyeurism. Warnings for sex in front of an audience without knowing the audience is there.
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Erotic Short: Ownership
Aimé already knew who he belonged to.
460 words. Jean-Pierre Delacroix and Aimé Deverell — possessive behaviour, biting, public sex, and teasing.
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Erotic Short: Knotted
It’s the full moon, and they’re trying something new.
Rated E, cis M/M, transformed werewolf sex! Knotting, big size difference, slight belly bulge, anal, come inflation.
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Erotic Short: Patience
Jude has been waiting for Rich to come home and unwrap his present.
Just a tiny piece, 373 words, featuring lingerie.
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Erotic Short: Breed
Breeding kink and banter.
337w, rated E, cis M/M. Dirty talk and jokes about breeding during anal.
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Romance Short: Tailored
A man tailors a suit for his boyfriend.
Rated M. 585 words, some size kink, some banter, teasing.
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Erotic Short: Ride
A trans man rides his partner’s thigh.
250w, trans M/cis M. Return of Arne Seven and Danny from Financial Security.
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Erotic Short: Meetings
Seven uses Danny as a cockwarmer.
500w. Cis M/trans M, rated E, cockwarming, D/s. More of Arne Seven and Danny.
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Erotic Short: On Call
A student doctor with one of the surgeons in the on call dorm.
Another little snippet, this one featuring Jean-Pierre Delacroix.
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Erotic Short: Remnants of a Bygone Era
After his roommate brings him to his bondage tutorial, Ignatius pursues a very grumpy little nurse.
Rated E, cis M/M, 7.5k. Rope bondage tutorials and sexy lectures about safe sex, age difference, power dynamics, size difference, leather, role reversals and dynamic play, anal sex, hairy bodies, dirty talk, mild humiliation, teasing, nipple piercings, tattoos.
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Erotic Short: Sublime Heat
Samuel Coates experiences the kisses of a candle.
Rated E, cis M/trans M, 650w. Wax play and rope bondage, relationship between a captain and a sailor. More of Tom Warren and Samuel Coates!
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Serial Update: Rescue Dogs
Chapter Eight. Valorous has a bad day at work.
New Fan Works Published
Our Flag Means Death WIP: Jacob Wrestles With Comedy Tropes
5k. WIP. Rated M. Israel: From the Hebrew name יִשְׂרָאֵל (Yisra'el) meaning "God contends", from the roots שָׂרָה (sarah) meaning "to contend, to fight" and אֵל ('el) meaning "God". In the Old Testament, Israel (who was formerly named Jacob; see Genesis 32:28) wrestles with an angel.
I see your "Izzy Hands is the only human in an all-Muppet TV show" and your "Izzy Hands is trapped in the wrong genre" and I raise you: Izzy Hands is the unwitting victim of a cosmic shift of the very rules of reality, now applying sitcom rules to his life instead of the real life ones that had governed him beforehand. This is, for him, horrifying in the manner of anything Eldritch and incomprehensible.
For the rest of the crew, it just seems like First Mate Hands is having a bit of a breakdown, and they really wish he'd stop.
For Izzy, this is existential horror at its worst - for the reader, dark comedy. I just love to make him suffer.
Our Flag Means Death Fanfic: Boots
Rated M, Complete, 810 words, Stede/Izzy/Ed. Izzy blacks Ed's boots.
Stede watches.
Our Flag Means Death Fanfic: One Good Kiss
Rated T, Complete, 900 words. Roach/Izzy. Izzy doesn't join in on smoking until Roach introduces some outside pressure.
Our Flag Means Death Fanfic: Pleas
Rated E, Complete, 1600w. Cis!Stede/trans!Izzy. Power struggle, D/s, face slapping, doggy-style, choking. Of all the shameful, disgusting things Izzy wants, Stede fucking Bonnet is one of the most embarrassing imaginable.
Our Flag Means Death WIP: Communicating Want
Rated E, 42k+, WIP. Izzy/Lucius, Izzy/Frenchie, lots of Izzy and the crew bonding. What's a DictionaryWrites dive into a fandom if I don't jump into an exploration of trauma?
Izzy's just so buttoned-up, how is Lucius supposed to resist the urge to seduce him?
It doesn't go well.