Wynonna Earp 3.9 “Undo It”

Okay, what a mess. Bulshar is messing with everyone’s heads because he needs Peacemaker to enter the Garden of Eden.

And Peacemaker only kills revenants, not other demons.

Waverly has Bulshar’s ring stuck to her finger. This is because the ring actually belongs to her dad, whereve he is. Whoever he is.

Mercedes also shows up, seriously slashed up. Did Waverly heal her or is it the ring or something?

This is, of course, the time loop episode, although the time loop appears to be entirely in Wynonna’s head. And possibly Bobo’s.

And Doc got buried alive. Again.

AGAIN?

He needs to stop making a habit of that.

Wynonna Earp 3.10 “The Other Woman”

So, first of all, Peacemaker can change into a different weapon…it used to be a sword. But it doesn’t feel the need to become a more modern firearm…or did the curse trap it in that form.

Part of the team goes after a fire witch, who needs a new body and asks Doc to drain somebody to give her one. He ends up doing it, because of course he does.

Wynonna and Waverly, meanwhile, go to the mine to retrieve Bulshar’s arm after a mysterious lady named, yes, Kevin (I do know a Kevin who isn’t a guy, but…they aren’t a girl either). The get chased out by a radioactive revenant.

It’s all a test to make sure Wynonna has angel abilities so she can sacrifice herself to seal the garden. (And Bulshar is the snake, because of course he is).

“A cage has bars. That’s more like a terrarium. It’s where we keep the lizards.” The lizard concerned is Bobo. I think that is an insult to lizards. Especially geckos…

Wynonna Earp 3.11 “Daddy Lessons”

So, turns out Charlie is Waverly’s dad. And was she born out of love or as a weapon?

Vampire Doc has kind of lost it.

Charlie is supposed to be getting Waverly out of Purgatory so she won’t sacrifice herself to lock up Eden. Of course, that’s not going to work.

Mercedes is up to something.

Bobo Del Rey is now Bulshar’s second in command.

In other words, a whole lot of shifting of allegiances prior to the season finale. Setting up the various confrontations.

But what is going on with Doc?

Wizards of Waverly Place 2.4 "Racing"

Turns out, Jerry has a beat up car in the garage. In Manhattan? Seems...unlikely. So does the entire fair thing, with a giant sloppy joe.

Alex offers Dean the car as a way of getting close to him to find out if she has a chance. Shenanigans ensue.

There's also a magical device that teleports you a few inches and knocks out everyone around you...at both ends. It's Max's fault, of course.

And an auto race, but we don't get to see much of it because they spent the entire budget on the graphic novel animation.

Wizards of Waverly Place 2.5 "Alex's Brother, Maximan"

Shenanigans. And poor Alex. She almost gets a kiss from Dean. So close. Instead, she probably just lost Dean...and it's her dad's fault.

He invents a supervillain to teach the kids a lesson about teamwork. They're mad with him. They should be!

He ruined Alex's date and tons of Justin's hard work and we're supposed to see this as good parenting?

(Not to mention the vaguely creepy don't kiss him stuff. It never comes over quite right on screen).

This isn't that old.