Wizards of Waverly Place 2.27 "Wizards vs. Vampires: Tasty Bites"

Juliet accidentally glamours the Russos (except Alex) into wanting to be healthy. Alex is unamused.

Meanwhile, Juliet's parents offer Alex and Harper jobs, but their goal is, of course, to nom on them. (Jerry thinks to turn them, but I get the impression they're just, ya know, hungry).

Vampires in this world don't seem to need blood all that often, at least.

Oh, and vampires hate the smell of pumpkin even more than garlic, as Max finds out when he tries to get the balcony garden to produce unusually tasty vegetables...I would have tried that too!

Daredevil 1.10 "Nelson vs. Murdock"

I'm with Foggy here. Matt should have told him from the start. It would have worked out.

But now their friendship and partnership may be irrevocably broken. This episode has almost no violence, it's all about relationships. Karen's friendship with the journalist. Fisk's relationship with his mother.

And Fisk...well...he takes Vanessa to a fancy party. Where several of the attendees, including her, are poisoned.

Vanessa is, perhaps, the one hope that Fisk will stop being evil, but we know that she's doomed, at some point.

Is Nelson and Murdock also doomed? We'll find out...

Andor 1.6 "The Eye"

The fun thing about this is only one character has plot immortality. You don't have the typical "We know the good guys will get out."

Yes, we know they will win, but at what cost? There's always a cost, after all.

I really feel sorry for the commander's poor kid. What a stork drop that is.

But yes, they steal a chunk of payroll, a ton of credits, but there's no team afterwards, perhaps because there never was a team. Just a bunch of people assigned to the same mission. It's a little sad, really.

Wizards of Waverly Place 2.28 "Wizards vs. Vampires: Dream Date"

Dean has moved away, but an obsessed Alex is dating him anyway...in his dreams. Which she controls.

This ends as well as you expect. A dream version of your boyfriend is definitely not going to stand up to reality.

Meanwhile, Justin is afraid of how serious his relationship with Juliet is getting. So am I. He's gonna get bitten if he's not careful.

(Probably not by Juliet. It's her dad I don't trust).

Daredevil 1.11 "The Path of the Righteous"

Ooh boy. Vanessa is in a coma, and Fisk is not thinking straight. He's not the only one.

Matt and Foggy aren't talking to each other. Claire is angry with Matt, but does convince him he needs some body armor. Which he decides to acquire from, shall we say, Fisk's personal tailor.

But the shout-at-the-screen idiot of this episode is Fisk's aide, James Wesley.

He decides to solve the problem of Karen by abducting her to some warehouse or other and trying to flip her.

Which, of course, doesn't work.

"Do you really think I'd put a loaded gun where you can get it?"

Narrator: It was loaded. And he wasn't wearing body armor. Which we know Fisk's people have available.

Unforced errors all the way. Maybe he was just assuming Karen wouldn't.

Narrator: She did.