
Hello, and welcome to
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, collection of news items by, on and about everyone's favorite charismatic mega-fauna, the bear. Many of you have been waiting many weeks / months for this, the first volume of the news letter. Well, kind readers: THE WAIT. IS. OVER.
Each and every volume, you'll receive a collection of stories about bears, a brief encyclopedic entry about a bear of note (complete with a picture of said noble specimen) and a few outside links worth your time.
Have a bear story you're longing to tell / share with your fellow bear bunch brigadiers? Send a reply to this address, and share the bear stories you know and love. And now, without further ado, TO THE BEARS.
In Canada, Bears at Doors
On Golf Courses, Bears Have Fun
On New Jersey Turnpike, Bears Kill While Hitchhiking
Debatable Bears Have Debatable Gymnastic Routines

brown bear ((Ursus arctos), shaggy-haired bear (family Ursidae) native to Europe, Asia, and northwestern North America. More than 80 forms of the brown bear have been described; they are treated as several subspecies of Ursus arctos. North American brown bears are traditionally called grizzlies.
food: berries, plant roots and shoots, small mammals, fish, calves of many hoofed animals, and carrion
population: extremely large geographic distribution, and worldwide population totals more than 200,000

(via
Encyclopedia Britannica Online)
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