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August 3, 2016

IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS, VOLUME 28: [Syrian Brown Bear| Ursus arctos syriacus]

IBNFriends. Romaine Lettuces. Countrybears. Lend us your sympathies. It has been far, far, F A R too long since the last edition of these IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS dispatches from here in the BEAR NEWS Cave -- and we can't even try to blame a lack of BEAR NEWS. Rather, we might politely point to politics -- of the human kind, mind you -- as exhausting our correspondents and draining away our ability to write on a more frequent basis. But honestly -- the bears deserve better. You deserve better. We all deserve better. For that, we are profoundly, deeply sorry. The good news, however, is that the bears have been active this summer / the last two months / this year on the Internet, lending this much-delayed edition more than enough bear news to last. Should you follow every story included below? Probably! You probably should. Should you keep an eye out for more bears out in the wild, as always? You definitely should. D e f i n i t e l y. Will the gap between this and the next newsletter be just as long as the gap between this and the last newsletter? We can't specifically say! Not specifically, no sirs and madams. But we can say, as always -- TO THE BEARS.
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BearSyrian brown bear (Ursus arctos syriacus), small subspecies of brown bear native to the Middle East and the Caucasus. Fur color is usually very light brown and straw coloured. The hair on the withers is longer with a grey-brown base and is often a different shade than the rest of the body. Its status as a popular big game target in the troubled regions it calls home have lead to a significant decline in population. 

food: Like other brown bears, the Syrian brown bear enjoys roots, berries and other plants. Additionally, Syrian brown bears are known to enter human villages to forage for grains and nuts outside of hibernation season.

habitat:  Generally found in the mountainous areas throughout its home range (Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Iran, Iraq and Turkey and Turkmenistan), Syrian brown bears seem to den and hibernate in caves and tree hollows of birch forests. Now considered extinct in Israel, Lebanon and Syria. 
(via Wikipedia)
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