Just we think we can quit talking about you, Florida, here you go and PROBABLY ACCIDENTALLY KILL UP TO 28 INDIVIDUAL BEAR MOMS. That's not one bear mom, which would be horrible and wrong and offensive. And that's not two bear moms, which is also wrong. No. No, Florida, that's TWENTY. EIGHT. BEAR. MOTHERS. Meaning, of course, that at LEAST twenty eight bear cubs are now BEAR ORPHANS. Some of the other 298 bears you killed in your bloody, bloody bloodbath of a hunt last month were also in the middle of eating corn at a bear feeder, so we're really running out of patience with you. Here you went and had a stupid and useless bear hunt, and in the process of doing that, you killed a bunch of bear moms. We hope you're happy with yourselves, hunting horribles. And if you ever write an article that needs this correction / post-publication amendment, you're doing something wrong and that wrongness is the hunting of bears. To the bears, we guess, or whatever. RIP bear moms, everywhere. Reach out and touch a bear this week, kids. 

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Winnie The Pooh [winnie ille pu], a good-natured, honey-loving bear who lives in the Forest surrounding the Hundred Acre Wood in the collection of children’s stories by A.A. Milne.

food: Honey, mostly, although he also is known to enjoy milk with his 'hunny.' 

habitat: Beneath a special tree in the midst of an enchanted neighborhood, which lies deep in the Hundred Acre Wood. The neighborhood is alternatively terrorized / visited by local teenager Christopher Robin, who never seems to age and continues to apparently lack real, human friends. [via Encyclopedia Britannica]

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