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The Most Inspiring Women Of Our Time In This Mans' Opinion
The Most Inspiring Women Of Our Time In This Mans' Opinion
March 22, 2026
A few months back I wrote about my self indulgent hobby of collecting pictures of male authors sitting at their desks. You can read that here. I finished...

A Privilidged Idiot's Guide To San Fransisco
A Privilidged Idiot's Guide To San Fransisco
February 22, 2026
When I first told people I was going to the U.S. They were very much like: “Why?” In a way that is “What’s wrong with you?, “Why enter the centre of...

This is Just a Folder of Men at Their Desks
January 11, 2026
I have a horrible secret. A dark secret. A secret so shameful I wish to share with no one. Okay, fine I’ll share it. This disgusting-horrible-no-good-weirdo...

My Top Five! Top 5!
My Top Five! Top 5!
December 7, 2025
CD’s, The Radio, Unread Books, Art Supplies, Chappell Roan It's nearing the end of the year. So people are sharing their top Spotify listens. Revealing to...

How I Won the World Series By Acting
How I Won the World Series By Acting
November 2, 2025
We could throw around a slew of names, Marlon Brando, Sydney Sweeney, Al Pacino. You know, movie actor names. But there's a new hot kid on the rise. Making...

My Legs Hurt
October 13, 2025
I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been walking for awhile now. I wouldn’t say I’m good at it. I mean, hell I walk into the side of the fridge every single day....

Burn Me In a Pyre Of All My Old Notebooks
Burn Me In a Pyre Of All My Old Notebooks
September 7, 2025
I have a large collection of notebooks. Some* would say too many. It is an all consuming ever growing collection. All different types from years and years of...

Resting On My Laurels
Resting On My Laurels
August 3, 2025
Wow. Just wow. Well not just wow. But you get the idea. What a wild ride it has been. I was ready to collapse. To recoil in. As I so love to do. But they...

Why Horses?
Why Horses?
July 15, 2025
I get asked this a lot, well lately I do. Why make a whole one-man sketch-show about horses? What’s your favourite horse? Are you okay? It’s a silly indirect...

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