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May 23, 2023

Marriages and Moon Carnivals

I'll try to make this one short since it's my second newsletter this month

BUT!
Stephen A Smith

I got married on Saturday :)

My wife and I kissing :)Our wedding party at the greenhouseIt was somehow even more magical than I expected, and the world hypes up your wedding day quite a bit. I cried like 6 times.

But making you look at my (fantastic) wedding photos isn't the only reason I'm back in your inbox!


The Moonshot Network's Moon Carnival

It's time again for my podcast and streaming network to raise some money for a good cause this weekend! Here's the 3 day schedule:

Step right up! Attend the one-and-only MOON CARNIVAL A three-day charity stream for Trans Lifeline  Friday May 26 (all times EST)  6 PM Hades Bingo Moonshot hosts go head-to-head in the deadliest race through the underworld  7 PM Flight Simulator Cash Cab Trivia cruising at 35,000 feet above sea level  8 PM Hypardy, the Hyperfixation Jeopardy Hosts of Moonshot podcast The Hyperfixation quiz each other on their memory of episodes past  9 PM We Be Burnin' A fast and furious journey through the Burnout racing games!  10 PM Moonshot Dirty Laundry How well do you know Moonshot hosts? Get ready to know them even better after this segment  11 PM King of the Castle Join the chat and meddle, scheme, and plot to overthrow the Twitch throne  Donor stretch goals!  12 AM Um, Actually Late night pedantic one-upmanship, hosted by Jeff Stormer  1 AM RHATAF Sea of Thieves Your favorite fictional characters reluctantly take to the seas  The fun begins at twitch.tv/moonshotnetworkSaturday May 27 (all times EST)  3 PM Hitman Bingo Agent 47, hope you’re ready to go off the grid.  4 PM Anime Sports Center Bringing you the top sports news and commentary in anime today  5 PM Yuri Chess Three star-crossed lovers on a war-torn battlefield: this, too, is yuri  6 PM Joy of Painting Draw-Along Crack open MS Paint and watch some Bob Ross with Moonshot’s artists  7 PM Smash/Mugen Poker An all-star cast of fighters...plus the guests betting on them  8 PM The Jory Zone It’s time to return once again to THE JORY ZONE  9 PM Secret Among Us (With Surprise Guest!) Any lucky impostors? Expect notorious heads to roll in this inimitable ready-made experience  10 PM Dead By Daylight Who’s the deadliest Moonshot host? Let’s find out.  Donor stretch goals!  11 PM Late Night Block: Oh Fuck, The Killer! The crew of Dead Teen House Party get competitive in this PVP horror-comedy TTRPG  1 AM Late Night Block: Psychic Damage Tetris Break out your cursed fanfic — it’s Tetris time!Sunday May 28 (all times EST)  3 PM Hot Wheels Grand Prix Live your life in the fast lane, a quarter inch at a time...it's time to race!  4 PM Smack Talk Showdown: The Return Moonshot hosts once again prepare to talk shit without getting hit  5 PM Moonshot Vehicle Arbitration Time for a quick trip to the Moon DMV. Hope your paperwork is all in order!  6 PM Super Mario Trivia WELCOME TO THE 66TH SUPER FUN QUIRK QUIZ  7 PM Vtuber Horror Power Hour Join Br33zyRei for a chat-guided playthrough of cult horror classic White Day: A labyrinth named school  8 PM Secret Among Us: Part Two Just the conclusion of Saturday night’s completely normal and ordinary Among Us stream. That’s all.  Donor stretch goal!  10 PM Twitch Plays Mario Party Mario Party makes a return for the Moon Carnival finale — with added audience participation!

I'm gonna be on Flight Simulator Cash Cab on Friday, Dead by Daylight on Saturday, and the Hot Wheels Grand Prix on Sunday.

Here's our donation incentives:

$500 Pre-Stream RHATAF S4 Preview  $500 Dragon Ball Uuber OVA RHATAF S3 gets the questionably-canon, direct-to-TV movie treatment  $1000 Smack Talk Showdown Showdown The tournament of smack talk champions begins  $1500 Late Night Friday $2000 Late Night Saturday $2500 Twitch Plays Mario Party Keep the carnival lit after hours with our late night blocks  $3000 Borderlands Cosplay Stream There are those of us who secretly play Borderlands. There are also those of us who will do our best to cosplay for you  $3500 RHATAF S4 Poker Prologue A bonus prologue episode for RHATAF S4: Poker Night at the Podventory edition  $4000 ParliaMOONt Powerpoint Court Moonshot hosts defend their problematic faves before a jury of peers  $4500 It's A-Me, Murder Murder Mystery Theater returns with a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom  $5000 MILF Society Good Society meets MILF Manor in this limited run AP  $6000 Sonic the Hedgehog table read Have you ever heard Shadow the Hedgehog perform Hamlet? Would you like to?

So if we raise $500 I get to make up a Dragon Ball movie and if we raise $3000 I'll have to dress up like Handsome Jack.

And here's where you can donate during the stream or even RIGHT NOW!
https://tiltify.com/@moonshotnetwork/moon-carnival-for-trans-lifeline

Thanks y'all!

From Detroit with Love,

Chris (05.23.23)

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