September 28, 2022

A short story

The family reunion

So every few years the Bunyan family would have a reunion. Paul and Babe would leave their canyon and head to Africa. Cousin Paul Bunion would ride his ox Hay from wherever they had spent the years. They were meeting with their sessile cousin Paul Banyan and his ox There. Steve was no longer invited. They didn’t use GPS, they would tri-ungulate.

As they gathered under Paul Banyan they called out the traditional greeting. “Hey, There, Babe!”