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October 24, 2025

[31 Days of Halloween] October 23

Giant pumpkins and their record-breaking growth

Good evening, ghosts and goblins,

A quick one for a late night.

A man leaps up from his desk in surprise at the sight of a ghostly woman playing the piano nearby
Spirit by George Roux (1885)

I was recently reading about the world’s largest pumpkin — a new world record is set every year, and 2025’s big gourd award went to two brothers in England.

Two men stand next to an absolutely massive giant pumpkin

(Another fun fact, the world record for the longest pumpkin paddler — as in, someone rowing down a river in a hollowed-out giant pumpkin — is from Oregon, and he originally got into growing giant gourds to participate in the Giant Pumpkin Regatta right here in Portland.)

Then I found this article about the art and science of giant pumpkins.

No One Knows How Big Pumpkins Can Get. A decade ago, the world's heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. Now the 3,000-pound mark is within sight. By Yasmin Tayag.
I saw this posted online with the caption “this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread”

“Food companies, in particular, build their entire businesses on developing the biggest and best. …

Giant pumpkins, by contrast, have a singular purpose: to become as heavy as possible. They don’t have to be beautiful, taste good, or withstand transport, because they are not food. When companies develop boundary-pushing crops and animals, that tends to be an isolationist enterprise, shrouded in secrecy. But in the giant-pumpkin community, there is less incentive to guard seeds and techniques. Most competitions are low-stakes local affairs, and nobody ever became rich off giant pumpkins, not even Howard Dill.

Breaking records is largely seen as a communal effort. “The secret to our success is that we are a sharing community,” Grande said.”

Anyway, a very interesting read!

Til tomorrow,
Laura

October 24, 2025

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