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October 23, 2024

31 Days of Halloween: October 23

Good afternoon, friends,

If you’re just joining us, you may not know this fun fact about me…but…I love Furbys. (Furbies? Furby singular?)

If you’re not familiar, the Furby was THE hot toy of 1998. (My mom waited in a long 4 a.m. line to get me one—thank you, Mom!) It’s a little creature with ears, round eyes, long eyelashes, and a beak. The Furby is electronic and speaks in its own dialect (known as “furbish”).

A vintage Furby toy, a little gremlin-like thing with big ears and a furry body

I mean, maybe this isn’t so surprising? I love things that are so ugly they’re cute. I love a weird little guy. I love blobs with funny feet.

The Furby fits squarely into all of these categories. I think they live close to the uncanny valley, if not exactly inside it. Their stare is intense, their form is slightly familiar, slightly alien…they’re a bit unsettling, to be sure, but I can’t look away!

A person takes a photo of themselves in a mirror, wearing a dress shaped like a Furby
I even transformed into one myself

“What’s so creepy about this?” you may be thinking. “It’s just an innocent children’s toy!”

Aside from the inherent strangeness of nostalgia on today’s internet, as demonstrated in this video “Furby 2005 ascending into the heavens…”, may I introduce you to the world of oddbodies?

These Furbys have been customized to have…well, odd bodies.

They’re long.

A Furby with an elongated body

Like, reeeally long.

A Furby with a body so long it goes across an entire kitchen

They have hands.

A bright orange Furby with human-like mannequin hands

They have…legs. And teeth.

A Furby with a super wide open mouth full of teeth, on top of monster legs
Uh oh, looks like someone fed their Furby after midnight

They lurk in lakes.

An illustration of a super long Furby as a mossy lake monster
Art by @inogart

They are evolving.

A human in a body suit wearing a loaf-like sphere with a Furby face

Consider yourself forwarned; do what you must to protect yourself.

A gif of a Furby trapped in a salt circle
A salt circle can only hold it for so long

Sweet dreams.

Til tomorrow,
Laura

Laura E. Hall
@lauraehall
lauraehall.com
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