10 Spiciest Takes on Blanche’s AG Confirmation
The GOP said it had “concerns,” then confirmed him anyway.
This fight is not really about Todd Blanche. It is about whether Senate Republicans still have a line they will not cross for Trump, and whether that line exists only in press releases. Blanche got over the finish line in a razor-thin 50-49 vote after weeks of GOP nerves about how much he would rein in the president.
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Mild: If you need weeks of drama to confirm your own attorney general, you do not have a conviction problem, you have a spine problem. The whole process screamed hesitation, then ended exactly where everyone expected, with Republicans folding at the end.
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Warm: “Independent DOJ” is now mostly a decorative phrase. Blanche was Trump’s former personal lawyer, and that alone told you this was never going to be a normal confirmation fight.
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Medium Hot: The real test was never the vote, it was the silence from everyone pretending to be shocked. Only Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski voted no, which means the rest of the GOP decided their discomfort had a shelf life.
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Hot: Senate Republicans did not confirm Blanche, they negotiated their own discomfort into submission. Reports showed GOP holdouts were worried about his handling of Trump-linked matters, then backed him after getting assurances.
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Glowing Hot: This is what “guardrails” look like when the car belongs to Trump. Blanche had already been acting attorney general since April, so the confirmation mostly formalized what was already happening in practice.
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Scorching: If you needed a sign that the Justice Department is being treated like a loyalty department, here it is. Blanche’s rise came after controversy over DOJ moves and a flood of concern about whether he would check Trump or carry out Trump’s agenda.
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Fire: A 50-49 attorney general confirmation is not stability, it is institutional anxiety with a vote count. The margin was so tight that one more Republican no would have changed the whole story.
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Lava: The GOP’s favorite trick is calling something “serious concerns” right before doing it anyway. That phrase means they want credit for hesitation without paying the price for resistance.
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Hellfire: Blanche was not confirmed despite the pressure, he was confirmed because the pressure worked. Republicans who had been wavering ultimately lined up after negotiations and written assurances eased their objections.
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Nuclear: This is less about Blanche than about the conversion of law enforcement into a political shield. When the president’s former defense lawyer becomes attorney general and the chamber barely blinks, the message is not subtle.
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